Wanted by the ATF for smuggling bounce houses filled with bugs for the purpose of consumption.
Last seen: The O. Orkin Insect Zoo, Washington D.C
Wanted by the Hague for acts of terrorism committed upon locations of strategic importance in and around the Black Sea.
Last seen: Mariupol, Ukraine
Wanted by the Caliphate for crimes against all known religious institutions.
Last seen: Aleppo, Syria
Wanted by the FBI for trafficking individuals with dwarfism to use in service of various crypto schemes.
Last seen: Budapest, Hungary
Wanted by the United Nations War Crimes Commission for fibs too numerous to count.
Whereabouts: Unknown
Wanted by Green Peace for running an illegal whaling operation during his time as leader of the Emerald Dragon Triad
Last seen: Argonne National Laboratory, Illinois
Wanted for the embezzlement of corporate funds in service of a multitude of dubious and predatory business ventures in the third world.
Last Seen: Bankok, Thailand
Wanted by FEMA for infiltrating Argon National Laboratories and planting radiation dispersing IEDs throughout the Midwest and Eastern Seaboard
Last Seen: Bankok, Thailand
The Money behind "La Bomba's" Brains. Archean is wanted by Interpol for war profiteering and crimes against humanity in Kandahar
Last seen: St Petersburg, Russia
Wanted for selling nuclear warheads to various rebel forces across the Middle East and colluding with known Fibber Khabeer Phamoud in their escape from Guantanamo Bay
Last Seen: Ankara, Turkey
Wanted for the trafficking, prostitution, and murder of over 400 Irish boys across the European Union
Last Seen: Russian Embassy, Belfast, Ireland
Wanted by Interpol for graverobbing, stealing and ransoming the crown jewels of 12 European royal families and burglarizing several national museums.
Last Seen: Lisbon, Portugal
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